i just gotta say something about this, simply because it’s too fucking hilarious. Kim Kardashian is a reality TV star and is essentially “famous for being famous”. she recently got married to NBA player Kris Humphries, and even more recently got divorced from him. how long were they married? yep, 72 fucking days ZOMGWTFBBQLOL. now people have been citing various reasons for their split and quite a few are now saying it was a hoax from the start, a quick means of earning some moolah. really!? this is a new low for reality TV. ok, i mean i’m pretty liberal in my thoughts and opinions but when it comes to marriage, i don’t believe in bullshit like pre-nups and divorces. marriage is an eternal union with another human being, where you share your life together, and this covenant should not only be shared with the one person you are sure you can spend the rest of your life with, but with the one person you are sure you cannot spend the rest of your life without. cliche, i know, but to me marriage ain’t to be taken lightly. signing pre-nups indicate the possibility of divorce. divorce indicates one or both of you not taking the vows you made on the day of your marriage seriously.

now these clowns using marriage as a means of earning money and more publicity!? flabbergasted honestly. 72 days!? that’s like staying married for the course of your BMT and block leave and then divorcing. DAFUQ!? the only reason i’m interested in this whole thing is because of how they’ve made a mockery of marriage. well, i’m also following it because Kim K has fucking insane curves, and a pretty decent face. she’s hot, despite her whorish behaviour. but after this episode? sorry Kim, thou art well and truly a whore.

read about the full extent of her 72 day union, and shameless, scripted life here

watch this black woman go ballistic on Kim K’s ass (almost literally), esp if you love black humour (like humour from a nigga’s POV and not the dark comedy type).